A kazoo of excellent quality and sound. This high-end workhorse will literally blow away the most skeptical, kazoo-defying musicians. Having initially dismissed the neon-pink kazoo as a kid's plaything, I went for something, well, heavier. The result: a responsive, solid and beautiful tool.
While recording the wonderful sound coming out of it is possible using any mic—the spirit of the kazoo is in its musicality, not "professionality of sound"—I can vouch for great results using a condenser mic.
If you're looking for a sign, this is it.
Save up, get a second job...I know it's expensive but you'll never regret, never forget.