{"id":29021,"date":"2016-07-29T15:57:34","date_gmt":"2016-07-29T13:57:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thomann.de\/blog\/?p=29021"},"modified":"2020-04-22T16:24:13","modified_gmt":"2020-04-22T14:24:13","slug":"not-loved-bandmates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thomann.de\/blog\/en\/learn\/not-loved-bandmates\/","title":{"rendered":"How NOT to be loved by your bandmates"},"content":{"rendered":"

Have you committed any of these offenses before? Then watch out, because these ten blunders might just get you kicked out of the band again.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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1. Always enforce heavy criticism! And it\u2019s best right after they play you a new song for the very first time. That\u2019s the way to\u00a0show your commitment!<\/p>\n

2. Bring non-alcoholic beer.<\/p>\n

3. Propose, immediately after your first rehearsal together, a whole new\u00a0plan for a\u00a0rehearsal space makeover.<\/p>\n

4. Did your pedal run out of batteries? No worries, just help yourself to the other devices without asking!<\/p>\n

5. Always keep your amp dialed full blast!\u00a0 After all you need to be able to demonstrate your skills!<\/p>\n

6. Of course everyone understands that you\u2019re short on cash. So naturally, you\u2019re exempt from contributing to next month\u2019s rehearsal space rent or any other expenses for that matter.<\/p>\n

7. At the beginning of each rehearsal make sure to sit yourself on the drums and show off your non-drummer skills.<\/p>\n

8. Check your phone every two minutes.<\/p>\n

9. Bring your boy\/girlfriend and ask after each song whether your performance was even better than the last.<\/p>\n

10. Make sure to regularly turn up late for rehearsals because: A true rockstar is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.<\/p>\n

Sound familiar? Do you have any other examples to add to the list? Let us know!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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