Schott Die 222 Besten Dirigentenwitze

Joke Book

  • The 222 best conductor jokes
  • By Harald Skorepa

Contents:

  • Demi-gods in black
  • ... with great names
  • ... and nameless
  • The revenge of the ensemble
  • The sample
  • The performance
  • Stars among themselves. And about himself
  • Try it with comfort
  • Great test

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