Are you in the market for a metal guitar, Sir? Then let TG take your leather jacket and lead the way. Does Sir have a figure in mind today? As little as friggin possible, but of course. Perhaps Sir might like to stop salivating over the ESP models on the top shelf and consider the very fine LTD range, launched in 1996 to put classic ESP performance within reach of the, ahem, more financially challenged client. Take the MH-103QM. Its a lovely little doublecut Chinese electric, with a spec sheet out of all proportion with its £329 price tag. Perhaps Sir might like to try one for size?